Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 1, 2024

shiney dick

A person who only works when the boss is looking.

Yo you the way Gino picked up that shove as soon as the owner pulled up, looks like we found another (Shiney dick)

by NWRocket August 2, 2017

tricycle dick

When the male genitalia, specifically the penis, is the same size as the males scrotum

“That boy Trey got a tricycle dick“
“Damm, feel bad for whoever Trey i

by TheseBallsRLife May 25, 2024

DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

after no nut november you can beat ur meat once a AGAIN
everyday you must beat ur meat

alright boys time for DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021

Grab a dick day

A day where you can walk up to a lad and grab his glizzy

Hey Jon did you hear it’s grab a dick day? -Micheal
No! I hope Sarah grabs mine though - Jon

by DaddyLongLegs412 October 22, 2020

shit dick

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick

wanna preform shit dick

by someone also i didnt ask April 7, 2021

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025