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Churchill High School

Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.
“You been to Churchill High School recently?”

“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”

Not really.”
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Risdon Middle School

A nice school with great teachers but some of the most sassy & annoying human beings.

Walking down the hallway you will see a combination of jocks, furrys, LGBTQ people, and regular people who are all weird and piss you off.
Dude 1: Where dya go?
Dude 2: Risdon Middle School
Dude 1: Damn, thats tough. Your schools hella nice though
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School

A Fucking hellhole worse than prison and hell
(steve the man whore) Hey teddy, wanna go to school?
(Teddy the fucking stupidest man in the entire Milkyway galaxy) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I SCHOOL IS HEll
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a literal hell hole. this place mentally destroys you. the teachers go and suck cock on their break. like fuck you, you piece of shit retart. them hot mother fuckers probably blowin dicks every fuckin day. like shit mang. mrs. fernandez prolly got like 69 bodies or sum shit. like the fuck. BLOW HUGE DICKS AND FUCK YOU RETARTS
ex:your arrested you retart, come on get in the cop car and go to school. "blow my dick." The cop says to mrs. fernandez.
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Ascension School

The worlds most potent type of enema.
“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”
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West Geauga High School

A high school that is located in Chesterland Ohio that is known for its weird schedules, sign out sheets, and in school restrictions. It lacks diversity and people do drugs, honk their horn in the parking lot and vandalize the the bathrooms with shit on the walls.

It’s quite budget too and has trashy food, a lack of bus transportation, crappy chromebooks, and water that taste like lead.

It has desks that were discarded from another school and a bell system that is always off or malfunctioning.

The teachers at West Geauga Schools are old and unable to effectively teach students. They make jokes and expect you to complete assignments on material you didn’t learn.
Friend: Do you go to West Geauga High School?
Student who goes to WGHS: Weee go loh, but dont regret ah.
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Kennedy middle school

A fucking shit show, mr nuno sucks ass and Mrs pussy (posas) is scary asf.
by Subdibsjdb June 2, 2022
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