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Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.
John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.
by workaholic March 23, 2012
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The chinesse fat headed fuck

When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians
Im the chinesse fat headed fuck! now suck my dick OSCER OSEER
by Jerimaih Yao May 29, 2012
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I wanna fuck icespice

I wanna fuck icespice bc We on some Woo shi gang we cripin
by Specsalt March 12, 2023
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Get the fuck outta here

1. Take that shit elsewhere;
2. No shit! Really;
3. Unfuckingbeliveable;
4. LOL… that’s amazing.

Can be used +, -, or nuetrally
1. Politicians need to “get the fuck outta here” with their doublespeak;
2. Sex Robots? “Get the fuck outta here!”;
3. Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon? “Get the fuck outta here.”;
4. Ghost writers for rappers… “get the fuck outta here” lol
by OGBenzito March 21, 2023
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Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.
Teacher: You have a test tommorow!

Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!
by PirhanaPirate November 30, 2018
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fuck up some stamps

To buy or eat a lot of food at once. use more punches in dining halls than one would on a normal day in college, use more food stamps/EBT funds than normal.

Derived from food using food stamps and fuck up some commas, this is how people on that EBT say munch.
Bruh i just pulled 5 jibs, im boutta fuck up some stamps tonight
I just did some ghetto stock trading and now i have an extra $100 for food this week. When my boys pull up, we boutta go to walmart and fuck up some stamps, ya heard
by Prill. October 17, 2018
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south carolina tractor fuck

the girl (or guy) gets on hands and knees and spreads their cheeks, while their partner mauls a tractor straight up their ass, change the oil, then puts it in reverse and exits through the anal cavity.
yesterday i hit her with the south carolina tractor fuck and she died from a tractor being up her ass.
by englishtecher69 November 2, 2018
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