An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023
Get the i bought you a sodamug. A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
by Cammyreal August 21, 2024
Get the I'm in lesbians with youmug. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
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by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. Oma Block You;
Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"
Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.
The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%
Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.
Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"
Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.
The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%
Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.
by ChopGod149 October 29, 2022
Get the Oma Block Youmug. by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023
Get the I will send you to jesusmug. by Jo Jo man March 6, 2024
Get the you being Hollywoodmug.