bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 26, 2014

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

The shit

André 3000.

I'M THE SHIT!

by gizzmokids December 2, 2018

smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.

A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017