whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

running from your problems

The best thing to do one facing confrontation

Person 1: can I ask you something?
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.

And that a exmple of running from your problems if your

antisocial

by Danny Devito’s sidekick February 12, 2018

<Your Name Here> is legitimately the coolest person I will ever meet. <Your Name Here> is so brilliant I could write a copypasta about <Your Name Here>

I love <Your Name Here>! -everyone

by Duct47 November 08, 2023

National Kiss Your Best Pal Day

April 29th

Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!

by duvetslayz April 25, 2022

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 22, 2024

shiggle your biggle

to shake or wiggles someone’s butt vigorously

Emma: “i’m so going to shiggle your biggle *seductively*”
Jace: “Woah… 😏”

by shiggleYOURbiggle April 26, 2022

shiggle your biggle

to shake or wiggles someone’s butt vigorously

Emma: “i’m so going to shiggle your biggle *seductively*”
Jace: “Woah… 😏”

by shiggleYOURbiggle April 26, 2022