Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Piece of shit

Opie the mother fucker that won't do a damn thing with his life thinks that attempting to try to do people's windows is a means of income

Man that piece of shit Opie they fucked my windows up

by Tormentedsoul87 July 25, 2022

Packing a Shit

when someone is in a bad mood they’re “packing a shit”

“where’s alex keen”
“oh just outside”
“why?”
“he’s packing a shit”

by MOMMYMILKER69 May 13, 2022

Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

shit

like the brown stuff that comes out of your ass.

Hey steve, I took the fattest shit in your bathroom and I clogged the toilet up. sorry broseph

by gabecock February 14, 2022

Shit

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Man 1: Did you watch shit last night?
Man2 : Oh you mean TASM2? Yeah I did.

by 40404 December 29, 2021