college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 6, 2023
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bitch baby

someone who you can make your bitch real quick. someone gullible. someone little. someone not fierce. like you.
she is my bitch baby
by reettttttttttt March 8, 2022
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0 bitches

what i have...
A: Imagine having 0 bitches LOL!!
B: Shut the fuck up
by abdooo February 20, 2024
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Petty Bitch

aka a person who says something then says just getting.
jonna-you can have this kitten
Alyssa-thanks! just bought all the stuff
jonna-jk i’m a petty bitch you don’t get that

alyssa-Your rude asf
by alyssajourney April 8, 2019
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Bitch

Someone who acts as if the are better than you but are a straight up lil pussy and everyone knows it
Yeah that ball boy from the Mets is a little bitch
by joeytribbianimetssuck September 12, 2019
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Bitch Bouncing

similar to homie hopping, bitch bouncing is when a man fucks around with multiple girls who all happen to be friends.
by riri9280 October 17, 2022
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bitch say what

Person 1: I ran down the street naked today, and i wasn't even stoned
Person 2: bitch say what ?
by IMz A REmy Boy December 3, 2015
mugGet the bitch say whatmug.

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