Not in my soup

It's a phrase you say to your friends to politely deny the act of them releasing bodily fluids in your significant others mouth

Hey man can I shit in your girlfriends mouth tonight?

Not in my soup no!

by Ordinary description January 28, 2023

Not my type

nmt

U should to out with her.
No, Shes not my type.

by streliz January 28, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.

I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.

by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023

my emma <3

i was thinking u+me= valentines :3

i love my emma <3

by nicklepickle8 January 30, 2023

Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023