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White Christmas

On Christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to cum. Right before you cum you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ''White Christmas'' as you cum on their face.
By the time I was done giving her a steamy "White Christmas,'' I was singing to her "And may all your Christmases be white.''
by ThatGuyThisGuy December 25, 2012
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white zinfandel

1. Female: I'm Easy

2. Male: I'm Gay
1. Can I get a glass of white zinfandel? -I'm Easy (Female)

2. Can I get a glass of white zinfandel? -I'm Gay (Male)
by huskeridiot January 12, 2007
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White Lion

when you are having sex doggy style with a girl with long hair and you cum in her hair and fluff it all around so it gets all poofy like a lion's mane
I gave Fatty such a bad white lion the other day she had to shave her hair.

"Dude why is that girl's hair so fucked up?"
"She got a white lion"

last night I went to give my girlfriend a white lion but i missed and got it in her ear
by DBG1 April 13, 2009
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white poodle

Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.
by MC PD September 1, 2008
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white trash

White Trash: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals. (Favored mostly by the Bourgeois masses that watch too much TV.)
The ignorant suburbanite watched the bleach blonde in high heels and cut-off jeans walk down Bourbon Street in giddy awe of all the bright lights and people, and then turned to his friend and said "hey, how’s about that White Trash Hooker!”
by Valerie K June 10, 2004
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White Mage

White Mage
n. 1. A term used commonly in fantasy. Symbolizes priest without duty to religion. 2. A class in Final Fantasy and likely other videogames. 3. An 8-bit character, who Black Mage has a crush on.
See also white magic
1. Theres a White Mage in Rotterdam.
2. My party has a White Mage. Nyah nyah.
3. Better watch out for White Mages hammer.
by Cyclone231 April 22, 2004
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White People

Caucasian people with light skin... I have no idea why all these fucking people are bashing all white people, cause they are white, it's bullshit and racist. Not all white people get away with shit, sometimes white people are oppressed too! I got called a snow monkey, and almost got punched cause I was white, thankfully I beat his ass. Well I brought you the real definition... thank me later
Racist Black Guy: Man fuck white people they think they got more shit than us? Hell no!
by Astro Monkey June 8, 2017
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