triple-third-cousin

Triple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.

My triple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

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triple bagging

When a woman is having a foursome with the other guys and they all teabag her

Jane had a triple bagging last night the lucky bitch!

by Slickric December 23, 2015

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Triple P's

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.

"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"

by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014

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