Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011

Tom Brady

The greatest quarterback of all time. Outstanding play decisions, makes amazing comebacks and has won five superbowls. People hate on brady just because he is good. They say he "cheated" when he had nothing to do with deflategate, nothing to do with spygate (which was never proven to be true), and people bring up the tuck rule like he did something wrong. Simply, if you hate tom brady, you're either autistic or just follow the bandwagon because you know nothing about sports.

Tom brady is one of the greatest if not the greatest of all time

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock July 10, 2018

Tom Barber

A Person who's ego is bigger than his house

your such a tom barber

by ANONYMOUS V69 October 19, 2017

Tom Brady

Holder of countless NFL records.

Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins

Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards

by Salty NFL Tears Collector February 14, 2019

Tom Gugan

Coolest, most amazing guy ever. Totally amazing and super super fit. Abbreviated to TG.

"OMG have u seen Rod today, he's such a TG!"
"Yeah what a Tom Gugan!"

by Mexxxxxxxx February 6, 2013

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

tom joke

When someone continuously tries making good joke but never succeeds, those are called tom jokes

Oh wait guys here come a tom joke

by Jml11 January 31, 2018