Potato Fish

A particularly bad memory

I've got a memory like a potato fish

by DanC22 August 31, 2020

Flopping Fish

Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.

With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.

by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 December 17, 2011

Mountain Fish

The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.

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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.

"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"

by Rossco! January 11, 2012

fish without

When ordering battered and fried fish from a fish and chip emporium within the British Isles, fish without is ordered to receive fish with only a small amount of batter.

Fish without, chips, peas, curry sauce and a can of dandelion and burdock please

by Daveylancs August 16, 2011

Tampon Fishing

When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.

Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"

Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."

by randomentry123 June 24, 2011

loser fish

the act of being a loser fish means to celebrate ones noobish qualities and defy the laws of nature. A loser fish is generally a person who is mentally impertinent and confused with life. Names that apply commonly to the loser fish title include; Angela, Matt, Kristen and bernard

A: Do you think i could jump of this buil..-

B: dont be a loser fish you nong

by 12wootwoot September 17, 2011

Baby fishing

Baby fishing occurs , when a woman is on her period. During this time, she goes to the bathroom, and takes a massive shit, which clogs the toilet and her period coloured urine will be mixed with toilet water, thus creating the “pond”. After this, a man goes to the same toilet and puts his penis in the “pond”. This is called baby fishing.

Person A to person B: What’ are you doing this weekend?
Person B: My girfriend is on her period, so I tought I’d do some baby fishing. Wanna come?
Person A: yeah, sure! We should also bring beer!

by MeisterXmeisteR October 6, 2021