Literally to beat your girl and claim to not remember it, but it could be any lame excuse that nobody believes.
"Damn she was bleeding all over the place." "Yeah, but I love her so much. I just don't remember doing it..." "I just felt so disappointed"..."in myself" "It's all good, you were just Chris Brownin it."
by unit45x September 03, 2009
Function: verb. TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT, BEAT, BATTER OR INFLICT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE UPON YOUR SPOUSE, OR LOVED ONE,
by DIVATT November 17, 2009
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
by Dave Thomas Experience July 03, 2021
Angry, slightly ginger manc, who is an absolute legend and who you definitely want on your side if there's any sign of trouble.
Scouser: "Eh, what you doing, give us your focking tyres."
Normal person: "If only Chris Wild were here."
Normal person: "If only Chris Wild were here."
by United Lad April 04, 2011
by chrismeinel December 30, 2011
To have a lead in a series and lose. To not perform well in the playoffs. To get hurt in a crucial playoff game.
The Suns blow a 2-0 series lead to the Dallas Maverick’s in the 2022 NBA playoffs. Chris Paul had 10 points in game 7 then claimed to have a quad injury. Chris Paul was Chris Pauling.
by Randomreece215 May 16, 2022
The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…
Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
by Yokekebrohan July 11, 2022