whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.

Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.

"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"

by koreatown March 12, 2018

Kungpow mud cream

Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.

Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.

by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

funny mud pee

An English phrase which has similar pronunciations with a Chinese dirty talk: fang nimade pi, which literary means 'fart your motherfucker' or 'fart your mother's fart'. Basically a rude expression of 'go to hell' or 'fuck off'.

The origin is under one of Donald Trump's tweets. He claims that the Covid-19 is 'Chinese virus', and Chinese people used this word to present their disdain for him.

'Donald Trump is a good president.'
'Funny mud pee!'

by DDDDDCTXRBIA March 25, 2020

Nevada Mud Stomp

When you are visiting Las Vegas must take a shit but the toilet is occupied. So you poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Johnny was taking forever in the bathroom so I was force to do the Nevada Mud Stomp.

by The HurrocaneThe Hurricane August 14, 2017

Mud Cricket

A ride or die female that loves to hit the trails with her man on a bad ass mud bike, side by side or pick up truck.

All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket.

by Brute Boat March 20, 2021