Nook's Homes

A real estate agency and renovator company.

You should buy a house from Nook's Homes

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

tweet more shorb photos

squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos

by sailorlily May 24, 2021

Honesty Home Health Care

A small home health care business looking forward to growing in Las Vegas, Nevada.

P1: Hey have you heard of Honesty Home Health Care?
P2: No, what is it?

P1: Well, it's a really nice home health care and I highly recommend it!
P2: Alright, thank you!

by Professional Care Provider September 11, 2020

No Way Home

Like a Spiderman but a group activity, the act of you and 2 friends jizzing in your hands and throwing it in someone's face.

So called after the film No Way Home featuring 3 spidermen

Georgie better start behaving or we'll have to give him a no way home

by MacMan84 March 30, 2022

Headless-Home

A house hold that doesn’t include sexual acts involving the oral area.

“I lived in a headless-home for 16 years.”

by blakelywithaB March 31, 2022

homes

short for homie

You look great today!

Thank you, homes!

by serafina1212 May 22, 2021

Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015