chris syndrome

when your name is chris and your IQ is lower 20

my classmate has chris syndrome as he never past any test or exam

by Well a dumb dude on this web May 19, 2017

dulla syndrome

Dulla syndrome isn’t a psychological diagnosis. Instead, it is a way of understanding the emotional response some people have towards a group recreational activity. Many people who have experienced episodes of dulla syndrome report the feelings of anxiety and paranoia prior to attending a group activity where one Abdullah Jamaluddin is not present

Person 1: Yo lets do this thjing
Person 2:is abdullah gonna be there?
Person 1: Im not sure
Person 2:Tell abdullah to say it and Ill come
Person1: This motherfucker suffering from that dulla syndrome

by ur fucking dad November 30, 2021

Cavman syndrome

Cavman syndrome is when the brain is significantly smaller then the rest of the body causing uncontrollable emotions trouble speaking normally thinking people are laughing at you when there not and seemingly being into aisians for a unknown reasons the cavmen tend to hang round in packs remember if it’s 6 or more it’s dangerous this is a problem that needs to have awerness spread

the cavman syndrome has been around for decades just only being discovered recently

by Bonker bingilton August 4, 2018

Sakuta Syndrome

A syndrome where you like to be hit by your senpai, not in a sexual way, but you make it sexual. Such as a slap, or being stepped on. Not being stepped on constantly, is the worst punishment possible.

Usui got hit in the head by Misa-sama. "You really are a pervert! You must have Sakuta Syndrome if you enjoy me hitting you!" Misa yelled.

by stinky_sock June 28, 2021

Satalite Syndrome

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

LB Syndrome

Lazy Bastard Syndrome!!

LB Syndrome is a condition my husband gets when he is pushed past his physical comfort zone and has to have a rest!!

by Jackcol July 10, 2017

Dugey Syndrome

" When you get so many bitches on your dick that you don't know what to do with yourself. " A term to describe having many women that are willing to consent to sexual intercourse and being unable to control yourself and find a way to please them all.

Dj and Peyton for sure have to have Dugey Syndrome

There is no chance Paul will have Dugey Syndrome

by Lil panda 420 January 27, 2022