callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023
Get the callum bowden smithmug. by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017
Get the dirty smith and wessonmug. If you're lucky enough to know him hes genuinely the most amazing person in my life. Actually my world and everything he does is perfect. Very funny, smart, kind, caring, thoughtful, his personality is so perfect and something many would be jealous of. He is everything you could want in a person. Brad is hella hot and has really cute freckles and his eyes are breathtaking. Brad always has everyones best interest at heart and is the best thing in my life. Brad is so well rounded and has it all, he has so many desirable qualities but sometimes doesnt realise them and appreciate everything he is. I adore everything he is and hope and pray he stays in my life forever because he is everything to me
by Lozz lozz October 8, 2018
Get the Bradley Smithmug. Someone who reacts towards someone else’s joke at their expense, in an over-the-top and violent manner, and in front of a very large number of people. Can also be used as a verb.
1. “You don’t need to be a Will Smith about it, it was just a joke.”
2. “He totally Will Smithed his ass after he dissed his woman.”
2. “He totally Will Smithed his ass after he dissed his woman.”
by Blahdeblahyadeyah March 28, 2022
Get the Will Smithmug. by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024
Get the John Smithmug. Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."
Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.
Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.
Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
Get the Agent Smithmug. Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
Get the Open Smithmug.