Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023

shArk

Beautiful alented brilliant show stoppign
I love her

shark means beauty
coolness

by SH2RKS October 27, 2020

Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.

"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"

by Audrew March 6, 2016

meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".

I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.

by einaphets April 23, 2022

Shark

Something that the media likes to be obsessed with. Ellen Joe of Zenless Zone Zero, for example.

Are you buying a shark plushie today?

by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025

Sharked

To make someone bleed while having sex.

Last night he sharked me.

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024