Soggy paper

Max

Soggy paper max lol

by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021

Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.

Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.

by ValveTime October 7, 2015

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 8, 2025

hitting on that paper

Getting that bread

Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper

by bobhello September 11, 2020

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Paper badge

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.

All those years of schooling to get your paper badge and now you have all authority?

by Chichimec January 1, 2024