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clear as beer

Random Student 1: Do you remember the directions for tonight's homework?

Random Student 2: No, man, Mrs. Kindall's directions were clear as beer.
by ZeroApostle4Ever August 27, 2010
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Blood Beer

A glass (or pitcher) of beer topped off with tomato juice. Sometimes called a "big red". Popular in Nebraska.
by Buck Nekkidd July 16, 2011
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beer brothers

When one laughs so hard they spew their beer out all over a fellow friends face. It has to be returned vice versa in order to become "Beer Brothers".
Kyle and I both laughed so hard last night we became beer brothers!
by PJS0911 May 24, 2016
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mung beer

Partly drunken beers left on tables overnight after parties. Preferably in plastic cups. Or left out for several days or even weeks or months. Possibly with cigarette butts in them. Possibly growing things too. Turning green or red.

Also the smell of old beers. Possibly also including the leftover smell on humans that persists even after they have showered.
The fraternity basement was disgusting. It is already Wednesday and there are still mung beers everywhere.

No matter how long I am away I can still remember the smell of mung beer.

You smell like mung.
by Tommie T June 28, 2009
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Beer distributor

A local business that sells beer by the cases.
Hey I'm gonna run to the beer distributor to grab a case of budlight.
by KennyB October 22, 2019
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beer board

I'm gonna have to beer board him to find out the truth about my girl.
by dixiedreg December 19, 2011
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cocking a beer

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.
Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.
by i1abnrk August 30, 2011
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