A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024
Get the Gothic Dark Lordmug. Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin
by Dank Meject July 9, 2016
Get the Chode Lordmug. A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
by puckmeister April 29, 2022
Get the A Lord Stanmug. Person 1: I hate Lorde. Fuck her. She is never coming back lol.
Person 2: Nooo, I love Ribs by Lorde, it's so good like I won't be able to get over it.
Person 1: Damn, you must be a local.
Person 2: Nooo, I love Ribs by Lorde, it's so good like I won't be able to get over it.
Person 1: Damn, you must be a local.
by n e ways September 14, 2020
Get the ribs by lordemug. 
by 4drc45 March 3, 2022
Get the Oh My Lordy Lordmug. Plain and simple it's a super opinionated guy or girl who yells and screams at an unreasonable level about their worldview, their moral views, religious views, any views and doesn't give a rats ass about the opposing side's view.
They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.
Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!
They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.
Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!
by Closet Possum August 3, 2022
Get the Juice Lordsmug.