tight like I'm two

a really tight pum pum

omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao

by momomarsssss February 14, 2018

know what i'm screaming

A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"

Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

I'm Rick James Bitch!

Used to express pomposity or in any situation that it can be invoked.

Comes from Dave Chappelle's show. In context it was and can still be hilariously funny, but the phrase is now one of the biggest cliches of the decade.

"Man, you rock."
"That's right. I'm Rick James, bitch."

by Jonny B April 6, 2005

I'm not listening to rocket man

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.

Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man

by Chris Mickleham December 25, 2008

I'm gon cut you

Im gonna f*ck you up

Man f*ck you,
I'm gon cut you,
No! I'm gon cut you

by Brent Johnson February 26, 2004

Whatevs, I'm over it.

gay combination of the terms "whatever" and "i'm over it"

often heard in the streets of the Montoya Circle and in the WYHS hallways

used as an attempt to look chill, but only makes u look gay

Person A: u missed an awesome night!
Person B: Whatevs, I'm over it.
Person A: (thinking) wow what a chiller

Person C: (who just observed A and B)thats just fucking gay

by DLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL February 16, 2008

I'm Rick James bitch

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH

to humiliate others publicly, or if you like privately.

AT a bar go up to the bartender and say:
"WHAT DID THE HAND SAY TO THE FACE??" THEN AS YOU SLAP HIM IN THE FACE YELL "SLAP" FOLLOWED BY "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH", NOW GET ME A DRINK!

by r kelly's urinal August 17, 2004