National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

by National fuck your ex March 23, 2021

can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.

Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

by Braedon15 January 15, 2009

Don't tell me that, I might have to

Don't tell me that I might have to

Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!

by craigfrecK November 5, 2009

Should have had a fuze bitch

Most gay assholes hit you in the head and say "should have had a V8", next time well try hitting someone in the balls and say "sould have had a fuze bitch"

Elliott: (Kicks mason in the balls)

Mason: Fuck

Elliott: Should have had a fuze bitch

by chubbychaser37 October 24, 2010

have you seen the world? o.O

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated

Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O

by Aka ADT ~Ninjawayz #2 November 29, 2010

i have a big c cret

A massive cock

"I have a big secret..."
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"

I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks

by Stupid cock June 30, 2017

Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie ?

by Bgdthethnytne August 19, 2019