Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.

Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.

by ViSiX May 19, 2014

Frooty Noodle

An STD

Bob: Awe man! Sally gave me a frooty noodle last night! D:
Dave: Man, she gave me a frooty noodle too..
Bob: Wait...whaat? o-o

by fLOPPYcAT November 24, 2018

Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.

"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013