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Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
by Neon Ant May 16, 2022
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Cookie-cutter-lesbian

Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.
Carrie Black is a perfect example of a cookie-cutter-lesbian.
by Channel0818 October 20, 2014
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Lesbian bullet train

When a lesbian is really good at pulling other girls but she’s not a fuckgirl she’s just smooth
Niamh is the lesbian bullet train, she has so much rizz
by Lets.start.a.riot March 15, 2023
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lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya
“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”
by bluhsmith August 9, 2020
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lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.
"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"
by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020
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three quarters lesbian

When you are a bisexual female but , you tend to fall for girls more often then guys
Abby:so... we’ve been hanging out for a while now,but you haven’t told me if you are straight?
Emerson:umm... let me google what I am ,oh here it is I am three quarters lesbian!
Abby:oh ok, thanks.
by copelily82 =) you got it September 4, 2018
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lesbian trumpet kiss

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.
That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss
by Dragon music November 28, 2015
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