hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.

Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night

by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008

Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.

i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.

by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023

Hood Weeb

Parasite to the anime community. They consider themselves anime fans, but have usually not watched anime for more than 5-10 years and have spent most of that time watching a half dozen really long Shonen. If they did watch anime before, it is always Dragon Ball or Naruto. Actively avoid good shows if there's no English dub or it isn't on Crunchyroll or Netflix. Claims they are a fan of Japanese culture, but regularly complains about it. Would be a menace if they ever actually stepped foot in Japan and film themselves doing outlandish things for TikTok videos like dancing in a busy intersection or being loud on a subway. You commonly see them online shaming others for supporting anime studios directly by buying merchandise that isn't sold by Crunchyroll/Sony, complaining about fan service especially if the character is short and not morbidly obese, and downplaying the severity of mistranslations in various works, even if it was openly done maliciously. In real life, you may see them wearing a DBZ t-shirt to the gym. Adored by many of the worst people in the industry who benefit financially from anime being turned into a western cash cow like Marvel. Stereotyped as being African American, but not necessarily a requirement.

Hood Weeb: "This show is weird af yo, if you watch this for real you need to be locked up bro"
Normal anime fan: "Shut the f**k up and stay away from my hobbies hood weeb."

by Jerry-M September 6, 2025

Hooding

Driving though the hood

I had to go hooding in order to get here.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

hood research department

When dumb people from the hood try to act smart and make stupid experiments. The term originated from “Zias” and “Blou” on YouTube, where they would question or cast doubt on proven scientific theories, such as the speed of sound vs light, with a phone and their voice, in which they concluded sound was faster.

Lamar: Do i jump or fall faster? Lemme try

Josh: Nga are you part of the hood research department?

by astrx June 22, 2025

hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers

Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky

by mr. jacker November 19, 2018

the hood

Austin East

don’t fuck with him, he went to school in the hood

by OkayAndrew June 19, 2022