hand cardio

Mastrabation using hands

After coming home from her spin class Mary bolted to her room to do a furious session of hand cardio before her shower .

by All in July 2, 2016

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 4, 2019

clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.

Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.

by Faggot Bruce May 2, 2011

Hand sex

Hand sex; (noun) A thing or most usually known as an action requiring hands and arms, this action could be performed by one person, but that's really sad dude, it's a sensual feeling that isn't normally common place, it should be illegal in public but due to it's recent discovery it has not yet been illegal

"Bro did you see Jon and Aaliyah have hand sex?"

"Dude I did, it's just not natural"
"I don't know maybe they're on to something"

by ちゃいろ August 27, 2022

hand censor

When someone is caught naked and covers their breasts/pussy/dick with their hands.

Person 1: Barges into room without knocking (probably on purpose)
Person 2: Squeals and hand censors their genitals

by freddymcbob September 23, 2016

boss hand

a majestic hand movement to show off ones sexy facial expressions made by a dabbing unicorn

there goes the lets get weird family doing the boss hand again

by taquitojoker May 29, 2019

Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012