Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.

Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!

by JustSnufs October 13, 2020

Orange Hands

When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.

Why do you have orange hands?

Because I needed a favor from the President.

by Funny word October 18, 2020

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

tragic hand

When you shove your hand waaayy up someone's butthole and it gets stuck

Aw man I was having some nice sexy times and i had a tragic hand

by Giraffe Fucker April 14, 2017

Hand friend

When you don't have any real friends, so you draw a face on your hand and move your thumb to make it talk, (or do other things) so you don't feel so lonely.

I got mad head last night from my hand friend.

by Dirty Claus October 19, 2017

hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017

hand size

your chode penis size that all nathans have. your penises maximum boner length

"ohhh nathan let me see your hand size.."

"ew gross it's a fucking chode"

by ccg ohhh yea May 18, 2017