A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.
guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010
Get the hostess cake mug.A fried delicacy, similar to a funnel cake, however its fried outer shell acts mainly as a casing for the massive amounts of melted cheese that the carny injects into it. Usually topped with whip cream and powdered sugar. Not edible.
by NeverSleepsEver September 10, 2010
Get the Chunnel Cake mug.A: Hey, how was your weekend?
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011
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Get the flavor cake mug.DEE is an acronym meaning "Dead Earthworm Entertainment", an obscure Las Vegas show that involves a man eating over 9000 earthworms and then vomiting them up and throwing them at the audience. People now use "Dee Cake" to describe something incredibly repulsive and stupid. The cake is added in to express lameness.
by p4kk4s December 15, 2010
Get the Dee Cake mug.a tasty baked treat, that aids the resolution of tension. it is usually proffered to the person most stressed in any particular scenario. an alternative to the much prescribed chill pill, it has a cool peppermint icing which chills the brain in seconds.
by drumbro July 22, 2010
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