Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.

Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.

Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.

by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022

a-bo-bus

abobus is something koo is poo would say

koo is poo says abobus. abobus is a-bo-bus

by MatMannDiscord October 29, 2022

Short Bus Mafia

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew

You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit

by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023

Bus Veg

Short for "Bus Vegetable": Used in the transport community to humiliate those who take an interest in busses.

(extra context: the assault alarm is a rarely-used alarm on board British busses)

Bus: *vroom vroom*
Man 1: "Can you put on the assault alarm?"
Man 2: "BUS VEG!"

by Desiro December 12, 2025

Tour Bus Fantasy

The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.

This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.

by RPTJ January 10, 2025