super bowl 55

the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.

dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah

by EG FRESH April 5, 2021

Side Bowl Sit

When someone poops (usually a child) and sits there for a while until the poop becomes stuck to the sides of the toilet bowl. (Usually discovers by a parent or older sibling later)

“Dang it Billy! You left another Side Bowl Sit! I’m gonna kick you out the next time you do it!”

by PeytonLovesCole<3 February 26, 2019

Meta Human Bowl

Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.

The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!

by doocezz June 23, 2021

Bowl Cut Gang

A very cool group full of very cool guys with bowlcuts

Guy 1: Yo I kinda wanna join the Bowl Cut Gang
Guy 2: get a bowl cut and be cool

Guy 1: i will never be cool enough to join

by MinecraftKingPro27 April 24, 2020

E-bowl-athon

1. n. A charity event combing America's love for bowling and generous spirit designed to raise funds for and awareness of the deadly ebola virus.

Donnie: Dude, I totally rolled a perfect game at the e-bowl-athon last night.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.

That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.

by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017

Reality Bowl Check

This term defines the akward, then funny, then sad, and finally moment of paranoia, when you realize you've been sitting on the toilet so long; reading, drawing, texting, eating, sleeping, singing, looking on the computer, or having a epiphany, that you genuinely forgot if A: You even took a shit B: Wether you wiped if the previous incident did happen in the first place.

This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.

Jimmy: The weirdest thing happened to me the other day.
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!

Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....

by Drockf February 5, 2014