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bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.
“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay
by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025
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Bacon hair

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair
by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024
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bacon bag

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"
by Dapibb November 22, 2014
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Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.
Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.
by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025
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bacon pancakes effect

The bacon pancakes effect is the growing lack of mental capabilities which slowly effects any and all who interviene in discord conversations within the confines of the titular server.
Hey John, how've you been this fine day?
Dude gtfo with the genocide jokes already im done. Done!
Wtf's wrong with you?
Do you seriously not remember last time we talked, it started witth casual normie bullshit and ended in genocide, im not into it Jack, piss off.
Dat bacon pancakes effect tho.
by ShikBlue October 18, 2017
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Bacon Hole

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.
I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!
by AbominableBoMan May 22, 2017
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bacon

Slang term used by many for all encompassing love. Much like the Greek word agape.
you're my Bacon.

I Bacon you

Freedom is Bacon forever and to all
by deuce0211 March 6, 2015
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