by Beryxoxo December 9, 2021

The day nerds were born.
(/hj, my brother is born on this day, and we needed a slander definition for August 30th.)
(/hj, my brother is born on this day, and we needed a slander definition for August 30th.)
by Maw62 February 9, 2025

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!
"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"
"yeah okay why?"
...
little does he know.. its August 1..
"yeah okay why?"
...
little does he know.. its August 1..
by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

The best rapper on this planet also known as suga from bts. He has insane flow switch and recently became a ginger. He has the best tongue technology that could make any girl scream without the s. He also has the biggest feet i have ever seen but its ok bc big feet mean a big di-
by LALABTSISLIFE November 21, 2021

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.
Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!
by ivan_gf_isc:) November 25, 2023

by Lucas.Joshua August 7, 2022
