July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 08, 2021

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

by meowmrew July 15, 2023

August 6

If you are born on August 6. you have a really big ding dong.

Person 1.: When did you born?
Person 2.: August 6.
Person 1.: Damn bro respect!

by slugfuck69 October 06, 2022

August 6

If it's August 6 you must respect anyone whose name starts with a p's authority

David: hello peyton

Peyton: Hey, today is August 6. meaning you must respect my authority

David: oh ok

by respect my authority August 06, 2021

August 6

August 6 is the day when your suppose to be noticed by a person and be friends

Girl 1: fuckkkkkkk that girl looks fire ,right?
Guy 1: yeah ,wanna say hi
Girl 1: Yeah
Guy 2: I mean its fucking August 6 so yeah go for it

by D4_D0 January 17, 2022

August 24

August 24 is a day known as “Kobe day” It is a day in which everybody takes off of school(if you have it) and everybody shows respect for the legend and pays their respects by wearing all Kobe/Laker apparel and playing basketball with your friends.

Hey can we go paint balling tomorrow? Nah, August 24 is Kobe day dude

by Kobe Kid January 28, 2020