Thomas Wulvik

A child that is in the closet afraid of coming out because he is scared his dad is going to start flirting with him.

- My G, are you gay?
- Yeah, but I am a Thomas Wulvik
- Too bad

by Da_Boat October 14, 2020

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Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

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Thomas-Pham

Is smart and cool, can do amazing things to the extent of being superhuman. If asian he will be a prodigy and is kind. Usually can defeat someone easily in hand to hand combat.

Does NOT buy a mug for his sister-in-law larisa

Thomas-Pham Is just outstanding

by VincentSisterinlawLarisa October 19, 2020

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Thomas

Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.

What a Thomas, so stupid.

by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020

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Thomas

Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.

What a Thomas, so stupid.

by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020

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martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies

Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story

by JDawgyDawwwwg April 3, 2012

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