to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone
Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015
Get the frosty french hornmug. After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.
Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
by aliberry August 15, 2023
Get the Real French crimemug. by Bensky August 18, 2016
Get the ride the french subwaymug. A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.
by Instr August 18, 2017
Get the french train schedulemug. When you say you sharted, but your friends refuse to believe you. In anger, you send them a picture of your underpants.
by AssücK October 10, 2019
Get the French Creek Kasmug. 
by A.frenchkisser April 2, 2022
Get the Alaskan french kissmug.