get wet

To bang 8's, 9's and 10's, while simultaneously not concerning oneself with 7's and below.

Mr. Omar is a 4 at best, but that guy will get wet every weekend.

by TrixR4losers September 29, 2011

Wet Cigarettes

Texas slang for joints laced with PCP

Im from the land of the wet cigarettes

by Texas Rider September 29, 2012

wet up

to be soaked and drenched in your own blood due to gunshots or stab wounds

i heard someone got "wet up" at the ghetto club uptown last night.

by JakeJohn August 10, 2012

wet platypus

A variation of the rusty trombone, but the guy has diarrhea and shits in the girls mouth and overflows all over her face.. then he cums all over her

i wet platypused your girl last night

by vincent333 December 14, 2007

Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 2, 2009

Wet fish

Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.

Guy: Dude, I totally gave that girl a wet fish!!

by Sad git January 4, 2012

wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.

DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!

by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010