Tom Brady

Holder of countless NFL records.

Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins

Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards

by Salty NFL Tears Collector February 14, 2019

Tom Holland

I dont know why but he dont feel so good

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good...
Hey kid its gonna be ok
Mr. Stark I don't wanna go
You're not it's ok
Mr. Stark I'm sorry
*Then he do poof*
~A screenplay by Tom Holland (Who doesn't feel so good)~

by one.big.dick.nibba April 29, 2019

Tom Barber

A Person who's ego is bigger than his house

your such a tom barber

by ANONYMOUS V69 October 19, 2017

Tom Crooks

The type of guy to put on a tough face in front of the lads and then slip on back to his girl at the end of the day.

Damn that guys such a Tom Crooks!

by Rookie Productions June 1, 2016

tom joke

When someone continuously tries making good joke but never succeeds, those are called tom jokes

Oh wait guys here come a tom joke

by Jml11 January 31, 2018

Toms Dad

Inner London vernacular for a homosexual in their late 60s.

"Look at that queer looking old man!"
"Yeah, he's a right Toms Dad"

by Captain Brazil October 25, 2012

Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011