by Mong us October 11, 2021
by Killsmatic_247 January 10, 2016
A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 18, 2018
by Instalessbean March 27, 2021
Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.
- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.
by Dieviete March 02, 2022
When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum
by Jaqass February 18, 2022
Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
by Kennedy Half Dolla April 02, 2022