Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas

A Person who has a lot of power for no reason

Hey why is he able to skip the line.
Because he’s a Thomas.

by EddieMurphy May 24, 2023

Thomas

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

by x j s October 25, 2018

Thomas!!?!

He’s the stupidest person on earth, so ugly can’t keep a girl worth shite, if you know a Thomas I feel bad for you, your life must be so awful bet you wish he could be dead to!

Friend 1: I met a Thomas!!?! last night

Friend 2: omg I’m so sorry for you

by Delta23423 January 2, 2019

thomas

someone who is never relevant and everyone overlooks

that's such a thomas

by Merrium_Webster December 2, 2019

Large Thomas

a large thomas is a big irish boy

kinda cute to

Oh is that a large thomas???

hes a big irish boy

by Large Lover 69 June 18, 2024

Thomas

The best droopy nipples you will ever see. Stored with more milk than a pregnant woman in a 3rd trimester. Surprised that lactation hasnt erupted. Thomas is so sexy and plays alot of rugby.

Me: "Thomas, More Milky Pwease :33"
Thomas: "No, Piss off!"

by fatmotherphucker November 18, 2022