Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 16, 2020

paper

dead trees

child: mommy where does paper come from
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death

by josh will eat your dog September 27, 2019

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

papers

Also known as rolling papers or cigarette papers.

Plural of paper - A thin piece of material used for rolling cigarettes or marijuana joints.

The end of the paper usually contains a sticky strip of plant derivative to aid in the continued seal of the cigarette or joint during the burning process.

I have my papers, and I'm ready to roll up a fatty!

by J Goodzon June 4, 2020

Paper Ceiling

Limitations one faces without a bachelors degree.
no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
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#adonhistorychannel

Henry Alfred Steinway must acknowledged Henry Alfred Steinway’s’ paper ceiling; Kendall Jenner needs to accept Kendall Jenner’s’ paper ceiling.

by ITheyThem November 13, 2022

Rock, Paper, Drywall

When your so drunk and wanna to make a decision using rock, paper, scissors you mumble and and forget scissors so you just say drywall

Person1: since its a tie we can just do rock, paper, drywall! idk im wasted!

Person2: Cut her off!!

by flipcupper November 29, 2010

paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018