alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 22, 2017

Paper Cakes

When a social media account follows you, gets you to follow them, then they unfollow

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

Paper Cakes

A social media account that follows you first, gets you to follow back, then unfollows you.

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Ayour Paper

The highest quality of paper and can't be found at any Wal-Mart. #TheGoodShit

Hey bro gimme some of dat ayour paper so I can rub it on my money to give it more value

by Rylee Willis and Summer Jamaso May 21, 2018

paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 02, 2019

Paper Pillager

When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.

"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."

by Reptilesrcool July 23, 2022