Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes

"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."

by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018

Abba Syndrome

Innocent people looking up to false personalities and end up getting used to feed the narcism of such personalities by means of manipulation.

He has abba syndrome, he's his bitch now

by Emayan July 19, 2019

no life syndrome

Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt

That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome

by sick cuntt July 2, 2014

Osbourne Syndrome

The jealous over-reaction of a domestic partner when a friend and/or acquaintance is engaging in conversation with his/her significant other.

Luke doesn't want to go to the bathroom because he thinks his girl Krystin is gonna get gang banged by his friends while he's pissing, classic example of Osbourne Syndrome.

by JRickDaBOSS January 19, 2012

despacito syndrome

When you listen a song first time, and you don't like. For fun, you listen it over and over and it grows into that you like that song.

I got a despacito syndrome with this song...

by lscwithL October 20, 2017

gingerbread syndrome

When somebody in a marathon releases their bowels while running a marathon.

"Number 582 seems to have a bad case of the gingerbread syndrome"

by FamilyReject June 9, 2016

Krall Syndrome

when you have Temptation by Diana Krall stuck in your head for days/weeks on end. Or when you wake up with Temptation by Diana Krall in your head.

Person 1 "I woke up with Temptation by Diana Krall in my head again this morning."

Person 2 "Sounds like a case of Krall Syndrome."

by mrsoundperson March 20, 2023