Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Super straight

Someone who Is attracted to the opposite sex without including people who are trans. Super straight is part of the lgbtq+.

Hey my sexuality is super straight!

by Shreck101 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it

Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.

by playas1234 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,

I'm super straight🤓

Get a life.

by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

Super Lemon

When someone juices five lemons into juice and absorbs it with a syringe then inserts the syringe into the vagina and then squeezes the juice out

Josh: I GOT A SUPER LEMON FROM MY DAD..

Dora: Damn.. your so lucky..

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo December 19, 2011

Super Straight

People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.

Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!

by milflover March 12, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that originated on TikTok so people can avoid being called transphobic. “Super Straight” people’s preference is to date cis people. It’s not a sexuality. They came up with super straight to mock the lgbtq+ community. Super Straight is just thinly veiled transphobia. Ps. ⬛️🟧 their flag is the Grindr colors

Guy 1:would you date a transwoman?

Guy 2: no it’s not my preference

————That is not transphobic———
Guy 1: would you date a transwoman?

Guy 2: No gross. But I’m Super Straight so you can’t say I’m transphobic. Haha
———-that is transphobic———-

by AutumnRain March 8, 2021