One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
Get the January Republican mug.Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.
"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
by theprotomen February 17, 2017
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Get the January 24th mug.January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)
Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"
by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019
Get the January 10 mug.If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .
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