Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

Lick

A lame person or a loser; someone that is bad at a lot of things

Def 1 "Bruh, look at that lick over there playin' with Pokemon Cards."
Def 2 "Lmao, he's a lick. Why is he playing basketball if he can't even dribble."

by Afitam Idpo December 6, 2016

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

devious lick

The act of stealing something, generally stationary of some sort. This mostly happens in schools but shops are no exception

TikToker: yo just hit this devious lick 😈
Human w/o mental disorder: what the fuck jerry

by Bruhbruh4657 September 22, 2021

longie lick

a decapitated monk hat with very long lashes and very long legs.

longie lick is so hot

by monk moky June 29, 2021

Crazy Lick

Smacking a stoned person in the face

“Yeah bro, he was completely blitzed out until Ethan went over there and gave him a crazy lick. Woke us ass straight up.”

by 3KapKrew January 10, 2021

licked-off lemonheads

When you lick the yellow part of a lemonhead off and all that it left is the white part of it. Some people sell this as cocaine.

"Omg, you saw that kid in the corner?"
"Yeah, he's selling licked-off lemonheads."

by holapeople February 26, 2018