Tom Brady

Holder of countless NFL records.

Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins

Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards

by Salty NFL Tears Collector February 14, 2019

Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011

Tom Hanks

A pedophile.

Also see: epstein island frequent visitor

Tom Hanks is a pedophile. As soon as epstein was arrested, he became a citizen of Greece. Tom Hanks is a piece of shit.

by Noone77 August 10, 2022

Tom Morello

a new guitar hero 'god' for today. This guy was in Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave and has been in supergroup rap-rock bands, session appearances and solo. He is WHACK and innovative. He can make his guitar sound like everything from whistling, turntable scratching, a vacuum cleaner, a Moog synthesizer, R2-D2 and more! he is NUTS! After the passing of Eddie Van Halen in 2020, he and Mdou Moctar now carry the torch of guitar gods for guitar 'geek' hobbyists to learn from. Rock'n'roll FOREVER!

1. In 2014 i saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band for the third time. Since Little Steven Van Zandt was contracted to play on the 'Sopranos' TV show, Tom Morello subbed in. During the usual band member introductions Bruce gives, he mentioned Tom Morello and Tom played a totally crazy wild electrifying freaky guitar solo like you've never seen. And he made it look so EASY.

2. I saw Eddie Van Halen (RIP) in 1986, Tom Morello in 2014 and Nigerien guitarist Mdou Moctar in 2019. Three of the greatest guitarists of my life. An if you don't know about the latter one yet, you will.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022

tom guess

A tom guess is defined as a "slightly educated guess". However one cannot use the term "tom guess" unless he/she is referring to guessing on a particular question on a quiz or test/exam. Note, that a tom guess is not christmas tree or abacadaba. A tom guesser generally follows their conscious, in search for the correct answer".

Mike: psst, whats the answer to question 14?
Tom: I don't know, I "tom guessed" it.
Rex: sigh, another tom guess!
Robert: Rex, do you have a question?

by otown_sweed December 12, 2007

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

Tom Gugan

Coolest, most amazing guy ever. Totally amazing and super super fit. Abbreviated to TG.

"OMG have u seen Rod today, he's such a TG!"
"Yeah what a Tom Gugan!"

by Mexxxxxxxx February 6, 2013