Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011

Tom Hanks

A pedophile.

Also see: epstein island frequent visitor

Tom Hanks is a pedophile. As soon as epstein was arrested, he became a citizen of Greece. Tom Hanks is a piece of shit.

by Noone77 August 10, 2022

Toms Dad

Inner London vernacular for a homosexual in their late 60s.

"Look at that queer looking old man!"
"Yeah, he's a right Toms Dad"

by Captain Brazil October 25, 2012

Tom Gugan

Coolest, most amazing guy ever. Totally amazing and super super fit. Abbreviated to TG.

"OMG have u seen Rod today, he's such a TG!"
"Yeah what a Tom Gugan!"

by Mexxxxxxxx February 6, 2013

Tom Barber

A Person who's ego is bigger than his house

your such a tom barber

by ANONYMOUS V69 October 19, 2017

Tom Brady

The greatest quarterback of all time. Outstanding play decisions, makes amazing comebacks and has won five superbowls. People hate on brady just because he is good. They say he "cheated" when he had nothing to do with deflategate, nothing to do with spygate (which was never proven to be true), and people bring up the tuck rule like he did something wrong. Simply, if you hate tom brady, you're either autistic or just follow the bandwagon because you know nothing about sports.

Tom brady is one of the greatest if not the greatest of all time

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock July 10, 2018

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009