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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
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Toilet tugger

Someone whose main place of masturbation is a bathroom, and often after defacation.
“Joe over there definitely tugs over the toilet. Yep. He’s a toilet tugger.”
by Suq Madeek January 3, 2022
mugGet the Toilet tuggermug.

Skibidi Toilet

by iCruncher March 15, 2024
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skibidi toilet

the worst fucking thing ever created on youtube. classic gmod youtuber dafuq!?boom! decided to throw all good ideas out the window and create a monstrosity about a singing toilet. To be fair, i doubt the man expected the series to blow up.

It's about these singing toilets which are at war with "cameramen" (people with literal cameras as heads), among other robotic creatures.

The series' primary audience is about embryo-4, despite the heavy violence and explosions within the series. Some parents don't give a shit though, as if the channels name containing the literal f-bomb wasn't an indicator that it shouldn't be viewed by their child who is barely even potty-trained. No, they allow their kids to indulge within the travesty of skibidi toilet.

The term "skibidi" comes from an arabic song that became a meme in late 2022-early 2023, around the initial release of skibidi toilet. The term is also commonly used for shitty, unfunny memes, colloquially known as brainrot.

Other brainrot terms include "ohio", "fanum tax", "edging", "sigma", "gooning", "rizz", "gyatt", the list goes on...

The series also uses the classic Tears for Fears song Everybody Wants to Rule the World. Such a good song was then ruined by this series. Honestly, it's this type of dogshit that makes me not want to let my kid near the internet. At least until they're around 8.
person 1: yo, do you watch skibidi toilet
person 2: bro, do you think i'm 2 years old? obviously not!
by wackshacklover April 10, 2024
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

skibidi toilet

A web series on YouTube created by DaFuq? Boom! It contains toilets with heads sticking out of it fighting in a city with another team. It’s taken a meaning of a “brainrot” word that children use as a filler word, sometimes being used as bad or good, while also still sometimes talking about the series.
bro that movie was so skibidi! (good)
bro that movie was skibidi ash. (bad)
did you see the new episode of skibidi toilet?
by anonymous April 29, 2025
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Skibidi Toilet

Fucking stupid dead meme. Fucking stupid song to go with it :(

I am so disappointed with the new generation.
skibidi toilet. skibidi skibidi toilet
by Instagram: gripper_snipper :) December 8, 2023
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