Thomas Kesterson

He is the most sweetest, lovable, forgiven, and sexiest man in the whole Universe.

I want to find me, my very own Thomas Kesterson.

by Linda Mae May 10, 2023

thomas

thomas is a hot funny person. Great kisser. fucking a great kisser. He plays lots of football. he's fucking built. very sexy. like picking sexy. wanna fuck sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

Did u see Thomas last night?

yeah, he's hot he's built. I bet he is also built downstairs too...
yep

by iamverryhot May 27, 2022

Thomas Repass

A very kind hearted man at nature, often has many dark thoughts in relation to his past. This guy also helped a Kid named Michael work through his own demons while simultaneously fighting his own. Thomas is from Calumet City, Illanois.

Oh man, that guy Thomas Repass sure is awesome.

by Jibbydabibby December 13, 2019

Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017

Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD

Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill

by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018

Thomas

The biggest simp ever

Person 1: omg that’s thomas
Person 2: oh yeah he’s a simp.

by Ur dad 69420 March 22, 2022

Thomas Tufferson

Best used when you're in a giddy happy ass mood and you just gave the biggest belt of all time in-game. Make sure it is properly enunciated and delivered with the signature accent.

Confirm Sozosei: bro your actually a drone wipe irl
NanoProdigy: Now that's Thomas Tufferson!

by wwh04 September 19, 2025